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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1223248" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper, Mister?" "A bird," the guy said. The little girl walked away and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital with tremendous pain. when the Cops asked him what happened, the guy said, " I don't know. I was at the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is, I'm here." The cops went back to the beach, found the girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a long pause, she replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spits on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1223248, member: 43500"] Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper, Mister?" "A bird," the guy said. The little girl walked away and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital with tremendous pain. when the Cops asked him what happened, the guy said, " I don't know. I was at the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is, I'm here." The cops went back to the beach, found the girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a long pause, she replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spits on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire." [/QUOTE]
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