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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2325623" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.</p><p>- Rita Rudner</p><p></p><p>My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. </p><p>That's almost $7.00 in dog money.- Joe Weinstein</p><p></p><p>If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.</p><p>- James Thurber</p><p></p><p>You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.- Nora Ephron</p><p>Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.</p><p>- Ann Landers</p><p></p><p>Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.</p><p>- Robert A. Heinlein</p><p></p><p>In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.</p><p>- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan</p><p></p><p>Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!</p><p>- Dr. Tom Cat</p><p></p><p>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.</p><p>- Ben Williams</p><p></p><p>When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.</p><p>- Edward Abbey</p><p></p><p>Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.</p><p>- Christopher Morley</p><p>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.</p><p>- Josh Billings</p><p>Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.</p><p>- Holbrook Jackson</p><p>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.- Andrew A. Rooney</p><p>He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.</p><p>- Mark Twain</p><p></p><p>Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.</p><p>- Smiley Blanton</p><p></p><p>I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.</p><p>- John Steinbeck</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2325623, member: 1246"] I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.- Joe Weinstein If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.- Nora Ephron Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! - Dr. Tom Cat There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. - Unknown Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. - Unknown No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. - Christopher Morley A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.- Andrew A. Rooney He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck [/QUOTE]
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