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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2439468" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>PUNS.....Puns.....Puns</p><p></p><p>To write with a broken pencil is pointless.</p><p>What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)</p><p>Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?</p><p>Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.</p><p>When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.</p><p>Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize</p><p>They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.</p><p>I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.</p><p>I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.</p><p>At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"</p><p>Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.</p><p>I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.</p><p>A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.</p><p>Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2439468, member: 1246"] PUNS.....Puns.....Puns To write with a broken pencil is pointless. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!) Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?" Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies. I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. A tattoo artist has designs on his clients. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song. [/QUOTE]
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