Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by 728ups, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect."I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector."Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.Indeed he did have a growth.By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.
     
  2. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

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    I hate it when I have that problem too. Maybe we should start a support group?
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

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    Key words are "on record". I'm scheduled to be measured....


    I can beat 13 1/2.
     
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Re: Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airpor

    By converting yours to metric?
     
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

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    Shhh, by multiplying by 3.
     
  6. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

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    When I first signed up on BrownCafe, I was going to use "tripod" as my screen name. After thinking it through, I thought "Soberups" would probably be more appropriate for a family-friendly internet forum.
     
  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

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  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

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    I get it !!
     
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

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    And with 13.5 inches there would be a lot of it. How is The Hammer doing anyway?
     
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Re: Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airpor

    He was sore yesterday from fighting the waves in our filthy, dirty, toxic ocean that he put his granddaughters in also!! Don't know if that constitutes child endangerment.

    They watched the infected, poisoned, nuclear exposed dolphins frolic (or death leap) very close to shore.
    He's fine, but glowing a bit. I know TOS says it's toxicity, but it looks like grandpa pride to me!