Just because I deliver your junk, doesn't mean....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ups1990, Aug 28, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    I want to buy your junk. Please, don't try to get me to buy your Jafra, Noni, Princess House, Xango, Partylite, Nature Bee from New Zealand with all natural ingrediants, that comes with a pill for the prostate called prostees or frostees. Whenever they try to give me a sales pitch, I demonstrate workin with a sense of urgency. If your going to sales pitch me, please use the correct phrase. A guy said, "It comes with the whole tamale" Sir, it's the whole enchilada. not tamale.
  2. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    You are so on the money! I used to hate when the Pampered Chef lady would ask me to give a catolog to my wife,mom,sister, etc... and then she had the nerve to ask me to let her know when someone new moved into the neighborhood!!!!I started going by her house when she wasn't home to avoid her..I had a key to her garage.
  3. Mr.Grey

    Mr.Grey New Member

    "I started going by her house when she wasn't home to avoid her..I had a key to her garage."

    man that's a really bad way to treat your girlfriend .
    Does your key mach mine ??
  4. things2auction

    things2auction New Member

    Nothing like a Xango leaker.
  5. slantnosechevy

    slantnosechevy Active Member

    Amway had to be the worst. We even had a driver supe. trying to push that crap on safety rides about 12 years ago. She used to brag how well she was doing and finally left UPS thinking she was on the way up. I kept telling her it dries up once you run out of friends and relatives. Sorry 'bout her luck, it did .
  6. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    I delivered to quite a few ladies that did Passion Parties. I didn't mind taking a catalog home for my wife. We would have a good laugh while looking through it together. I remember she went to a party and came home with some lotions. They were a good reason to have that "special time" more than once a week!
  7. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I hate the Mary Kay ones..............
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    You means the Olson twin girls?
  9. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    If you shake hands with ten people, at least eight of them will be happy to tell you about a magic drink, elixir, or potion, that is guarenteed to cure everything from acne to warts. I'm fed up with these salespeople.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Lately when delivering to malls or any businesses that have large parking lots, people will come up to you and say..."Do you use cologne?", "Would you like to buy some perfume for your wife or girlfriend?". Why, yes!...but not from you! Get away from me!
  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Never make contact at a resi stop. Drop it, hit the door bell and move on before they see you. Unless it's worth hanging around..
  12. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Most of our 'parking lot' walkers want to sell tamales. If I have some extra cash I will sometimes get some.

    Oh, passion parties. :happy-very: My neighbor did passion parties. Her and her husband split up and she left. Sure wish she had stayed and the husband moved. :knockedout:

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    I have a Mexican guy that rides around the neighborhood on his bike with bags of Spanish style "Pinwheels". His wife makes them fresh and sometimes you can't eat just one. People sometimes stop him and buy the whole bag.
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    We have one guy that is always at Chase bank, especially fri afternoons. He has the best tamales. :happy2:
  15. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I used to get hit up all the time to buy raffle tickets. I won a few things but it was usually stuff the wife would use. Afgans, throw rugs, quilts- crap like that. I did win a couple of guns. If you were a little old lady selling raffle tickes for some church thing I was an easy mark.
  16. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Little old lady gun runners at church???!!!!!

    I wanna go to your church!
  17. NHDRVR

    NHDRVR New Member

    I must have one of those faces that tells people to stay away (fooled my wife though:happy2:)

    I have been asked maybe twice if I was interested in Melaleuca or another sales thingamajig...

    lucky me...
  18. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I got an email once about people doing this and spraying the person with a drug and then robbing them.

    No wonder why no one can actually take a picture of a Bigfoot.

    I have the same face. People usually steer clear of me just because I look like this.....
  19. Brown287

    Brown287 Im not the Mail Man!

    Out here in California we get hit up with the Pre-Paid legal service. I have probably said at least 100 times so far that I have that service through the union, but it goes in one ear and out the other. My line has always been "I deliver it, you sell it!"
  20. jds4lunch

    jds4lunch What the hell is YOUPS??

    We've got one couple here that used to get Himalayan Goji juice all the time. If you waited at the door you were sure to get a half hour sales pitch about how this miracle juice cures aids and makes the blind see. After the first time this happened to me I left the box on the front step and ran for the hills.