hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
Customer: "Who is it?"
Me: "UPS."
C: "Who?"
M: "UPS."
C: "Who?"
M: "U!P!S!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Uuuuuuuu! Peeeeeeeeee! Essssssssss!"
C: "Who?"
M: "UNITED PARCEL SERVICE!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Look through the freakin' peep hole!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Open the freakin' door!"
C: "Who?"
M: "You're a freakin' maroon!"
C: "Who?"
M: "See ya' Monday!"
C: "Who?"
If I can hear these idiots through the door, why can't they hear me? They are not all deaf. Not a chance. They are just too young and when they eventually do come to the door, they hear me just fine. They also have no trouble hearing the video games they are playing when I'm knocking and they are sitting on their couch.
Me: "UPS."
C: "Who?"
M: "UPS."
C: "Who?"
M: "U!P!S!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Uuuuuuuu! Peeeeeeeeee! Essssssssss!"
C: "Who?"
M: "UNITED PARCEL SERVICE!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Look through the freakin' peep hole!"
C: "Who?"
M: "Open the freakin' door!"
C: "Who?"
M: "You're a freakin' maroon!"
C: "Who?"
M: "See ya' Monday!"
C: "Who?"
If I can hear these idiots through the door, why can't they hear me? They are not all deaf. Not a chance. They are just too young and when they eventually do come to the door, they hear me just fine. They also have no trouble hearing the video games they are playing when I'm knocking and they are sitting on their couch.