Letters from Santa

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

  2. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Now if I could only find a site where I could send my wife a free letter from Satan:devil:
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Search Big, I'm sure you can find something. LOL Or just make something up. Or talk to PYB, I know he can make something for you.:happy-very:
     
  4. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    You got my email addie, Big
     
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I found this........

    A Letter To You From SATAN

    I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores, you awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your food,or pray before going to bed last night. You are unthankful,I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU!! I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. FOOL, you are mine.Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I STILL DON'T love you yet. and never will,but your to blind to believe that. As a matter of fact,I HATE YOU!!! because I HATE JESUS!! I'm ONLY USING YOU to get even with JESUS for defeating me on the cross. GOD kicked me out of heaven and I am going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. you see,FOOL, JESUS LOVES YOU and HE has great plans and blessings in store for you ,but,like a silly fool,you have yielded your life to me and I promise to make your life a living HELL. That way we will be together not once, but twice. This will really HURT JESUS.Thanks to your weak self I'm really showing JESUS who's boss in your life,you know, with all the good times we have and are having together.We have been teling dirty jokes,watching porno's together,cursing people out,telling dirty jokes,stealing,lying.fornicating,being hypocritical,gossiping,overeating,being judgemental,backstabbing people,disrespecting the adults and the ministers in leadership. We have no respect for the church and we have very NASTY attitudes,oh and don't forget we've been murdering, raping and killing and do not go to church as we have to many things to do. We even cheated on your spouse together and dabbled in the uknown,remember? SURELY,you don't want to give up all of that stuff,right? GOOD, so we can all burn in HELL together.I'm going to love your company while we are in torment together forever. I got some HOT plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. "THANKS" for letting me use you ,most of your foolish LIFE....you are so gullible,I laugh at you all of the time.When you ar tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life.You look 20 years older,and now I need fresh meat and new blood. So go ahead and teach some children to sin. All you have to do is smoke,get drunk,or drunk while underaged,cheat,gossip,have sex outside of marriage and be as selfish as possible and maybe even a little gang banging or smoke a little weed. Oh yea,I almost forgot I would like to thank you for promoting my music. You really help me promote sex,drugs,violence, and anger for no apparent reason. It has caused the death rate of young people to quadruple,so hell is getting filled up faster thanks to you. Do all this in the presence of children and they will do it too. They do the same thing you do. Kids are like that...Well,FOOL.I have to let you go for now.I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were SMART you would run somewhere,confess your sins,repent and be baptized in JESUS name for the remission of sins and the HOLY GHOST and then hide the word of GOD in your heart,PUT ON the whole armor of GOD so that you can be able to withstand all of the wild tricks that I'm gonna play with you FOOL. If I were you,I would LIVE for JESUS with what you little bit of life you have left.It'snot my nature at all to warn anyone,but to be your age and still sin,has become a little bit ridiculous,don't you think? People are coming down here in droves,due to the FACT that more people are acting like FAKE CHRISTIANS now then there has ever been in the history of the church. I have more fools like you who continue to sit in churches and live like me. I like it when I sit in the dead church and feel comfortable living like a fool,hey keep it up and I'll be assured of being with you throughout eternity. Guess what I am tricking more fools, like you now than I have ever before,FOOL!!!
    Don't get me wrong ,I still hate your guts!! IT'S JUST THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST!!
    P.S. If you really LOVE me, you wouldn't share this letter with anyone.
     
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Uh...thanks for sharing...I think
     
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Get her an application for management.