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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 708110" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Too true to be funny.</p><p> </p><p>If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great</p><p>test!</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.</p><p> </p><p>If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.</p><p> </p><p>If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for</p><p>everyone.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.</p><p> </p><p>If a liberal is homosexual, he demands Legislated respect.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his</p><p>situation.</p><p> </p><p>A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.</p><p> </p><p>Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.</p><p> </p><p>A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.</p><p>(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping</p><p>for it, or may choose a job that provides it.</p><p> </p><p>A liberal demands that the rest of us should pay for his.</p><p> </p><p>If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a</p><p> </p><p>good laugh.</p><p> </p><p>A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".</p><p> </p><p>Well I forwarded it to you, so you know where I stand!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 708110, member: 1246"] Too true to be funny. If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands Legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us should pay for his. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". Well I forwarded it to you, so you know where I stand! [/QUOTE]
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