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<blockquote data-quote="Jones" data-source="post: 1136910" data-attributes="member: 4805"><p>Reminds me of the cow analogy:</p><p></p><p>You have two cows, both of which are sick and not producing as much milk as they should.</p><p><strong>Democrats</strong> - Inform people that nothing is wrong and if there was something wrong, milk production is a very complex process not fixable by simple solutions.</p><p>Raise the price of milk.</p><p></p><p><strong>Republicans</strong> - Attempt to restructure society so that communists, socialists, and other non cow owners cannot purchase cows. Remind people that in the good old days, the cows weren't sick.</p><p>Raise the price of milk.</p><p></p><p><strong>Tea Party</strong> - Stop feeding the cows.</p><p></p><p><strong>Socialist</strong> - If you can find one, ask them.</p><p></p><p><strong>Communist</strong> - See socialist.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jones, post: 1136910, member: 4805"] Reminds me of the cow analogy: You have two cows, both of which are sick and not producing as much milk as they should. [B]Democrats[/B] - Inform people that nothing is wrong and if there was something wrong, milk production is a very complex process not fixable by simple solutions. Raise the price of milk. [B]Republicans[/B] - Attempt to restructure society so that communists, socialists, and other non cow owners cannot purchase cows. Remind people that in the good old days, the cows weren't sick. Raise the price of milk. [B]Tea Party[/B] - Stop feeding the cows. [B]Socialist[/B] - If you can find one, ask them. [B]Communist[/B] - See socialist. [/QUOTE]
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