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<blockquote data-quote="pickup" data-source="post: 538294"><p>I'll throw a twist on the marriage theme - my father is a musician and over the years his other musician friends would invite him for the wedding day. He would get there a few days earlier and hang out with the groom to be and the groom to be would confess that he has cold feet (musician starts seeing he will have to get a real job to support wife and family to come plus he can't travel where the gigs are or play all nighters) My father would then point out no vows have been said yet , you can still get out. Prospective groom replies what will I say?, hall has been rented , guests are already in town,etc. And then my father would essentially quote Paul Simon's fifty ways to leave your lover with the emphasis on "Slip out the back, jack and no need to discuss much" And that's what would happen. </p><p></p><p>Those television or movie scenarios where you see the bride waiting for the groom with a church full of people wondering what is going on: My father is responsible for 4 such real life scenarios in real life. And he is proud of it. He is sort of an anti-cupid. And before you purists jump on me, jump on my father.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pickup, post: 538294"] I'll throw a twist on the marriage theme - my father is a musician and over the years his other musician friends would invite him for the wedding day. He would get there a few days earlier and hang out with the groom to be and the groom to be would confess that he has cold feet (musician starts seeing he will have to get a real job to support wife and family to come plus he can't travel where the gigs are or play all nighters) My father would then point out no vows have been said yet , you can still get out. Prospective groom replies what will I say?, hall has been rented , guests are already in town,etc. And then my father would essentially quote Paul Simon's fifty ways to leave your lover with the emphasis on "Slip out the back, jack and no need to discuss much" And that's what would happen. Those television or movie scenarios where you see the bride waiting for the groom with a church full of people wondering what is going on: My father is responsible for 4 such real life scenarios in real life. And he is proud of it. He is sort of an anti-cupid. And before you purists jump on me, jump on my father. [/QUOTE]
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