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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 419275" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">Notice to All Employees</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue">As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue">1.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a "fair shake." </span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">2.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">3.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">4.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">5.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth." Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'">6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!</span></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'"><span style="color: blue">If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 419275, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]Notice to All Employees[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue]As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue]1.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a "fair shake." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]2.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]3.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]4.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]5.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth." Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=American Typewriter][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=American Typewriter]6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=4][FONT=American Typewriter][COLOR=blue]If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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