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<blockquote data-quote="UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)" data-source="post: 641148" data-attributes="member: 12570"><p><strong><span style="color: darkred">Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, but remember for your own safety:</span></strong></p><p></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: darkred">Take human bites.</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: darkred">Ask for the food item that you desire be passed to you rather than reach across the table for it.</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: darkred">If you don't heed #1 or #2 above - COUNT YOUR FINGERS!</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: darkred">Don't fart at the table.</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: red">Do not seat your lesbian cousin next to your homophobic grandfather.</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">Do not seat a draft dodger next to a war vet (All in the Family reference).</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">Keep track of how many glasses of wine your aunt drinks as we all know the more she drinks the looser the lips get.</span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">Don't talk politics or sports.</span></strong></li> </ol><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">We should all set aside whatever differences we may have with one another as we come together to celebrate this festival of thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about family. I will be spending mine with my son. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Dave.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="UpstateNYUPSer(Ret), post: 641148, member: 12570"] [B][COLOR=darkred]Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, but remember for your own safety:[/COLOR][/B] [LIST=1] [*][B][COLOR=darkred]Take human bites.[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=darkred]Ask for the food item that you desire be passed to you rather than reach across the table for it.[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=darkred]If you don't heed #1 or #2 above - COUNT YOUR FINGERS![/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=darkred]Don't fart at the table.[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=red]Do not seat your lesbian cousin next to your homophobic grandfather.[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=#ff0000]Do not seat a draft dodger next to a war vet (All in the Family reference).[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=#ff0000]Keep track of how many glasses of wine your aunt drinks as we all know the more she drinks the looser the lips get.[/COLOR][/B] [*][B][COLOR=#ff0000]Don't talk politics or sports.[/COLOR][/B] [/LIST][B][COLOR=#ff0000]We should all set aside whatever differences we may have with one another as we come together to celebrate this festival of thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about family. I will be spending mine with my son. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Dave.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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