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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1173695" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>One morning long ago when I was hung over and in a bad mood, I was standing there getting the sales pitch from a lady (in a crummy apartment with a beater car of course) who was flapping her gums about "helping me start my own business" and "making me rich" instead of just hurrying up and filling out the COD check for her damn Melaluca order. I was cranky, I was running late, I had a lot of stops to do and she was pissing me off, so I finally interrupted her and said "ma'am, if I went outside right now and fell and broke my leg trying to get back in that truck, I would make ten times as much money on Workmens Comp as you will <em>ever</em> make selling that skin cream."</p><p></p><p>I'm glad to say that during the short period of time that she remained at the helm of her Melaluca business empire, she never spoke to me again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1173695, member: 14668"] One morning long ago when I was hung over and in a bad mood, I was standing there getting the sales pitch from a lady (in a crummy apartment with a beater car of course) who was flapping her gums about "helping me start my own business" and "making me rich" instead of just hurrying up and filling out the COD check for her damn Melaluca order. I was cranky, I was running late, I had a lot of stops to do and she was pissing me off, so I finally interrupted her and said "ma'am, if I went outside right now and fell and broke my leg trying to get back in that truck, I would make ten times as much money on Workmens Comp as you will [I]ever[/I] make selling that skin cream." I'm glad to say that during the short period of time that she remained at the helm of her Melaluca business empire, she never spoke to me again. [/QUOTE]
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