Ohio State Patrol

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by toonertoo, May 13, 2009.

  1. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Boy, what an interesting morning we had.
    Seems we had the big boys come to give us some safety talk.
    I didnt see anyone with a dry eye after the PCM.
    I saw the sups, with great big old lumps forming at their adams apples.
    As the cop draws on the "whiteboard" to show us how it is safe to park on a highway. He proceeds to tell us we "must "back into the driveway, or "nose" in, and get off the road and not impede traffic. This after years and especially lately, being told not to back if we can walk it off. Not to back down dead end streets, walk it off. But do it faster so you wont be hours late.
    He goes on to say, pull off the road so all wheels are off the highway, Now isnt that property damage? Or pull onto the next sidestreet and deliver it from there, where it is a residential road, you may park.
    He also said he would charge us in a heartbeat, if our vehicle is on road and we get rear-ended.
    So do we listen to the law, or our company? Yes UPS will pay the fine for illegal parking, but we get the points on our license.
    I EXPECT they will never invite them back again:happy2:
    And is this figured in to our time studies?
     
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    YEPPP!!!
    I think you got hat one figured out.

    That was nice writing toon.
    I thought it was going to be a story about a small kid getting run over ... "not a dry eye" , "lumps in their throats".

    That was funny, still laughing!
     
  3. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    I believe that this is a great example of "a rock and a hard place"
     
  4. Braveheart

    Braveheart New Member

    Had to be a Teamster cop.

    Ha Ha Ha
     
  5. feederdriver06

    feederdriver06 former monkey slave

    Was the cop a fatso? All those free jelly donuts from the local Dunkin donuts
     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    This, coming from a feeder driver?
     
  7. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    No matter what we do, we get screwed. And management will be right there, laughing at us.
     
  8. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    omg lmao rofl
     
  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Hey Toon, did you get the name of that Trooper. I'd like to invite him here.:happy-very:
     
  10. BLACKBOX

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Why would anyone need to park on a highway? I mean its obvious you need to get all the way off or you will get "dinged" for a preventable on top of getting a citation. Why would anyone need to invite OSP for a PCM? I don't see the point....oh well.
     
  11. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    Have you ever seen a fat OHP? Locals and county yeah, but OHP no.
     
  12. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    No he was a young, thin, good looking Kid.
    I park on the highways daily. There is no berm, there is no where to pull off, and I have done it on 3 days rides, and no one ever said not to.
    My training route had several places where we had to park on road.
     
  13. sx2700

    sx2700 Banned

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Solidarity413

    Solidarity413 New Member

    what hub in OH was this? I want a Teamster cop in my hub ^_^
     
  15. feederdriver06

    feederdriver06 former monkey slave

    Nope.......no fat slob here I get my exercise busting my ass around my house and I bust my ass playing ice hockey twice a week
     
  16. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    Ha! Good catch, Hoax!

    Actually......that's how we know all the cops....! (I buy him a donut today, he buys mine tomorrow)