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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 628527" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Washington , DC, November 2, 2009</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Congress today announced that the office of President of the United</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">States</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">of America will be out sourced to India as of November 30, 2009.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">related</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-Wa).</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">"We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">of</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">cash outlay," Reynolds noted.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Obama was informed by email this morning of his termination.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Preparations</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">for the job move have been underway for some time</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">India,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">will assume the office of President as of December 1, 2009. Mr. Singh</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">was</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Niagara Falls , NY , thus making him eligible for the position. He will</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">benefits. It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">responsibilities without a support staff. (That alone would save</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">millions)</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Due to the time difference between the US and India , he will be</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">working</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">President."</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">fully</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">should</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">not be a problem as Obama had never been familiar with the issues</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">either.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">spokesperson. "Obama has used them successfully for years, with the</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">result</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">final</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">day of employment. Following a 2-week waiting period, he will be</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">eligible</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">allowed limit.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Inc..</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">According to Manpower, Obama may have difficulties in securing a new</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">lifetime.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Obama's extensive</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 628527, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][B]Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Washington , DC, November 2, 2009[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Congress today announced that the office of President of the United[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]States[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]of America will be out sourced to India as of November 30, 2009.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]related[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-Wa).[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]"We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]of[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]cash outlay," Reynolds noted.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Obama was informed by email this morning of his termination.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Preparations[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]for the job move have been underway for some time[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]India,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]will assume the office of President as of December 1, 2009. Mr. Singh[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]was[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Niagara Falls , NY , thus making him eligible for the position. He will[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]benefits. It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]responsibilities without a support staff. (That alone would save[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]millions)[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Due to the time difference between the US and India , he will be[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]working[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]President."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]fully[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]should[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]not be a problem as Obama had never been familiar with the issues[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]either.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]spokesperson. "Obama has used them successfully for years, with the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]result[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]final[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]day of employment. Following a 2-week waiting period, he will be[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]eligible[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]allowed limit.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Inc..[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]According to Manpower, Obama may have difficulties in securing a new[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]lifetime.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Obama's extensive[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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