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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 705422" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Fedex today announced that Ling-Ling, a 3 year-old male panda from Sichuan Province in China, had been appointed Vice-President of Asian Operations. Ling-Ling will be paid $500,000 per year, and all the bamboo he can eat. In a related story, FedEx announced that they are donating $600,000 to help establish panda preserves at 10 different locations in China. US hourly employees will be asked to return their huge 2.2% payraise in order to help defer the costs of saving the most precious and beloved pandas. The grateful Chinese government responded by giving Fedex COO Frederick W. Smith his own pet panda, which he has named Scru-Yu in honor of his employees. Anyone who disagrees with any of this wlll be executed by firing squad.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 705422, member: 12508"] Fedex today announced that Ling-Ling, a 3 year-old male panda from Sichuan Province in China, had been appointed Vice-President of Asian Operations. Ling-Ling will be paid $500,000 per year, and all the bamboo he can eat. In a related story, FedEx announced that they are donating $600,000 to help establish panda preserves at 10 different locations in China. US hourly employees will be asked to return their huge 2.2% payraise in order to help defer the costs of saving the most precious and beloved pandas. The grateful Chinese government responded by giving Fedex COO Frederick W. Smith his own pet panda, which he has named Scru-Yu in honor of his employees. Anyone who disagrees with any of this wlll be executed by firing squad. [/QUOTE]
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