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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1229729" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Whatever. Here's my theory...see how you like it.</p><p></p><p>The Ground monkey gets paid $12 per hour and all the cigarettes he can smoke, and all the beer he can drink. He's a smart monkey, because he gets drunk for free and has a pretty easy job. Plus, he can afford his cancer sticks now and maybe even get a tattoo of Fred S on his ass at the end of the month. </p><p></p><p>The Express monkey gets paid $16 per hour, but he has to work a lot harder because his job actually requires some thinking. No cigarettes or beer for him, and his expectations are always being raised...but not his pay. The Express monkey is unhappy because he is stressed-out and sees his handlers making big bucks of all of his efforts. So, being the smarter Simian, he starts to take it easy so the handlers don't get as much profit. They get mad, and start threatening Express monkey, so he quits and gets a job building cars down the street for more money. The handlers get another monkey, and the same thing happens each time. </p><p></p><p>Bad monkey. Bad attitude.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1229729, member: 12508"] Whatever. Here's my theory...see how you like it. The Ground monkey gets paid $12 per hour and all the cigarettes he can smoke, and all the beer he can drink. He's a smart monkey, because he gets drunk for free and has a pretty easy job. Plus, he can afford his cancer sticks now and maybe even get a tattoo of Fred S on his ass at the end of the month. The Express monkey gets paid $16 per hour, but he has to work a lot harder because his job actually requires some thinking. No cigarettes or beer for him, and his expectations are always being raised...but not his pay. The Express monkey is unhappy because he is stressed-out and sees his handlers making big bucks of all of his efforts. So, being the smarter Simian, he starts to take it easy so the handlers don't get as much profit. They get mad, and start threatening Express monkey, so he quits and gets a job building cars down the street for more money. The handlers get another monkey, and the same thing happens each time. Bad monkey. Bad attitude. [/QUOTE]
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