Piggybacking off BrownMonster's thread about a shirtless guy...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by lovethisjob, Jul 11, 2015.

  1. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    Twice in the last year, a shirtless, athletic-looking manscaped South Asian man has approached me in two different areas to ask me generic questions about UPS (how to ship, where the nearest UPS store is, etc). I was polite to him but curt. I think I have a stalker, and there's a good chance I'm not the only one in my center to have an encounter with him. He was driving a brand new Audi sedan, both times shirtless.

    He's probably harmless, just looking to prostitute himself. I talked to my pops the other day and he seemed to think he might be funded. Said to watch out, he might plant a bomb underneath the package car. :dead:
     
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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Is there a fail icon?
     
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  3. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    this man is the reason you love your job?:love-very:
     
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  4. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    There needs to be a "get me a bucket" icon........

     
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  5. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    trickpony1 is on a roll with the videos tonight
     
  6. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    A picture is worth a thousand words.......
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  8. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    I'm thinking of calling the center and then the cops next time this happens. I feel like this dude won't give it up
     
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  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  10. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

     
  11. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    did you say two times in a year makes him a stalker or possibly a bomber?
     
  12. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    I said it makes him a stalker possibly. my hilariously paranoid father thinks me might be an ISIS operative
     
  13. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    is it possible you're requirements in defining a stalker may be a bit stringent?
     
  14. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    It's more likely the guy is looking for a payday or just a date. But... still, my memory is long and for him to just walk up on me practically naked twice in two years in two totally different places makes me a little freaked out. just a little you know
     
  15. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    I think I would have had to see him around a few more times before I would start questioning his motives. that's just me.
     
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  17. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    Well what else is there left to imagine? He approaches me TWICE in one year, almost naked, in two different parts of the county I sometimes work in. What is he doing then? Is he that clueless about UPS that he needs to ask drivers generic questions constantly? Never heard of the Internet?
     
  18. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    that's... him!
     
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    My wife walked up to me practically naked twice in a couple of years and I don't consider her a stalker.
     
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  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I wondered what had happened to Jon (Jon and Kate plus 8) after the divorce.
     
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