I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, "Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!" -Bonne McFarlane-
As the hostess at the casinobuffet showed me to my table, I asked her to keep an eye out for my husband, who would be joining me momentarily. I started to describe him:"He has gray hair, wears glasses, has a potbelly....."
She stopped me there. "Honey", she said"today is senior day. They all look like that."