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<blockquote data-quote="chev" data-source="post: 434954" data-attributes="member: 6761"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: #010101"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="Sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What's a mixed feeling?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: #010101"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>Q What's the height of conceit?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What's the definition of macho?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q.Why is divorce so expensive?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. Because it's worth it!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What is a Yankee?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. They both like a tight seal.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. Their balls are just for decoration.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. About three inches.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></strong><strong>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?</strong>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">A. The grip.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A. It's not hard.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A: 45 pounds.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A: 45 minutes.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A: Breasts don't have eyes.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">A. The swallow.[/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #010101">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Q[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #00007D">[FONT=&quot]:[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>A[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #00007D">[FONT=&quot]:[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] They don't have balls to scratch![/FONT]</span><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chev, post: 434954, member: 6761"] [B][COLOR=#010101][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#010101][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. :sick: [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. What's a mixed feeling?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#010101][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]Q What's the height of conceit?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Q. What's the definition of macho?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q.Why is divorce so expensive?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. Because it's worth it! [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. What is a Yankee?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. They both like a tight seal. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. Their balls are just for decoration. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. About three inches. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B]Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] A. The grip. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A. It's not hard. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A: Kick his sister in the jaw. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A: 45 pounds. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A: 45 minutes. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A: Breasts don't have eyes. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B]Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?[/B] A. The swallow.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=#010101][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Q[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#00007D][FONT="]:[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR]A[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#00007D][FONT="]:[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] They don't have balls to scratch![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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