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<blockquote data-quote="ol&#039;browneye" data-source="post: 1389250" data-attributes="member: 14003"><p>Had a house where the front porch was stained from the guy wizzing out the door. In the summer I could smell it from the street. I would always dr in the stain but quit that just in case I would get a call tag. Once in a while I would see him come to the door in a bathrobe as I was leaving.</p><p></p><p>Well as luck would have it I had a signature required package one day. So I found an unstained part of the concrete to stand on and rang and knocked. Movement caught my eye through the sidelight window and as I looked up the old guy was buck naked and was bending over picking up his bathrobe off the couch to answer the door. I got a full unfiltered moon shot of a crap covered butt! Needless to say, I didn't let him touch my diad. I handed him the pkg and when I got back to the truck wrote "unable to sign" in the screen and keyed in his last name. The boss even okayed that procedure when I told him about it!</p><p></p><p>Found out from the neighbors that the poor old guy had some kind of cancer. Still doesn't explain wizzing out the front door!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ol'browneye, post: 1389250, member: 14003"] Had a house where the front porch was stained from the guy wizzing out the door. In the summer I could smell it from the street. I would always dr in the stain but quit that just in case I would get a call tag. Once in a while I would see him come to the door in a bathrobe as I was leaving. Well as luck would have it I had a signature required package one day. So I found an unstained part of the concrete to stand on and rang and knocked. Movement caught my eye through the sidelight window and as I looked up the old guy was buck naked and was bending over picking up his bathrobe off the couch to answer the door. I got a full unfiltered moon shot of a crap covered butt! Needless to say, I didn't let him touch my diad. I handed him the pkg and when I got back to the truck wrote "unable to sign" in the screen and keyed in his last name. The boss even okayed that procedure when I told him about it! Found out from the neighbors that the poor old guy had some kind of cancer. Still doesn't explain wizzing out the front door! [/QUOTE]
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