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Since when did auditors make the rules?
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<blockquote data-quote="kingOFchester" data-source="post: 1359765" data-attributes="member: 11246"><p>Make it interesting:</p><p></p><p>Get the big picture. (Think porno movie.)</p><p>How wide? How deep? (think about porn star)</p><p>Whats in it? Objects and ground. (Think about what the porn star is doing)</p><p>Keeps you away from billboards. (Think about the porn star advertising on highway)</p><p>Smooth stops and turns. Buys time. (Think about the smooth skin of said porn star and how much to buy)</p><p>Stay back and see it all (Think about sitting their and watching the porn)</p><p></p><p>Leave Your Self An Out (Think about the auditors scoping out the drivers as you return and what you need to do to avoid them)</p><p>Have and escape route. (plan on how to get away from auditors)</p><p>Take path of least resistance. (resistance is the suit with the clipboard)</p><p>Space on all sides, but always in front. (You don't want any auditors anywhere near you but never ever in front of you)</p><p>Be prepared. Expect the unexpected. (Have a game plan ready for when you see auditors, expect to see them and their clip boards)</p><p></p><p></p><p>Those are the only two that I remember word for word. The rest is just a mangled mess.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kingOFchester, post: 1359765, member: 11246"] Make it interesting: Get the big picture. (Think porno movie.) How wide? How deep? (think about porn star) Whats in it? Objects and ground. (Think about what the porn star is doing) Keeps you away from billboards. (Think about the porn star advertising on highway) Smooth stops and turns. Buys time. (Think about the smooth skin of said porn star and how much to buy) Stay back and see it all (Think about sitting their and watching the porn) Leave Your Self An Out (Think about the auditors scoping out the drivers as you return and what you need to do to avoid them) Have and escape route. (plan on how to get away from auditors) Take path of least resistance. (resistance is the suit with the clipboard) Space on all sides, but always in front. (You don't want any auditors anywhere near you but never ever in front of you) Be prepared. Expect the unexpected. (Have a game plan ready for when you see auditors, expect to see them and their clip boards) Those are the only two that I remember word for word. The rest is just a mangled mess. [/QUOTE]
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