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<blockquote data-quote="Livin the Dream?" data-source="post: 522806" data-attributes="member: 21891"><p>Why wait? No time like the present.</p><p></p><p>Typical call-in-sick;</p><p></p><p>UPS: "Hello, UPS, May I help you?" (ok, I'll be serious)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>UPS: "YaWhat?"</p><p></p><p>Driver: "Yeah, this is Bob, I can't come in today."</p><p></p><p>UPS: "Bob, you know that (insert any day of the year here) is our busiest day. You are coming in. What's wrong with you?</p><p></p><p>Driver: "I was up at 2am doing the family farm work, I fell into the combine, I think I lost my right arm. I'm stuck in the machine, calling from my cell"</p><p></p><p>UPS: "Bob, we have to talk about your days off, this is getting ridiculous. You just had off (sound of shuffling papers) in June of 1986. Come in now.</p><p></p><p>Driver: "But I'm stuck in the machine. I can't get out. I think I'm losing consciousness. And in 1986 I had to drive my father to the hospital, he had a heart attack"</p><p></p><p>UPS: "Yeah, but he survived, so it was not a big deal. When I drove back in (insert another century here), I lost both eyes and still came in to drive. Plus, we have a very important PCM today on how to walk using both legs, alternately. You are coming in"</p><p></p><p>Driver: "I'm seeing a light at the end of a tunnel - you sound faint. I can't even get out of the combine, let alone drive in"</p><p></p><p>UPS: "Can you get your father to drive you?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Livin the Dream?, post: 522806, member: 21891"] Why wait? No time like the present. Typical call-in-sick; UPS: "Hello, UPS, May I help you?" (ok, I'll be serious) UPS: "YaWhat?" Driver: "Yeah, this is Bob, I can't come in today." UPS: "Bob, you know that (insert any day of the year here) is our busiest day. You are coming in. What's wrong with you? Driver: "I was up at 2am doing the family farm work, I fell into the combine, I think I lost my right arm. I'm stuck in the machine, calling from my cell" UPS: "Bob, we have to talk about your days off, this is getting ridiculous. You just had off (sound of shuffling papers) in June of 1986. Come in now. Driver: "But I'm stuck in the machine. I can't get out. I think I'm losing consciousness. And in 1986 I had to drive my father to the hospital, he had a heart attack" UPS: "Yeah, but he survived, so it was not a big deal. When I drove back in (insert another century here), I lost both eyes and still came in to drive. Plus, we have a very important PCM today on how to walk using both legs, alternately. You are coming in" Driver: "I'm seeing a light at the end of a tunnel - you sound faint. I can't even get out of the combine, let alone drive in" UPS: "Can you get your father to drive you?" [/QUOTE]
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