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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1289606" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>ST. PATRICK'S DAY GROANERS</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Regular rocks are too heavy.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong>Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Because they're always a little short.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?</strong></p><p><strong>A: He's Dublin over with laughter!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?</strong></p><p><strong>A: St. O'Claus!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Sure, they're green with envy!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?</strong></p><p><strong>A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Because they're very short-tempered!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."</strong></p><p><strong>"Oh, really?"</strong></p><p><strong>"No, O'Reilly!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1289606, member: 1246"] [B]ST. PATRICK'S DAY GROANERS[/B] [B]Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter![/B] [B]Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus![/B] [B]Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy![/B] [B]Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame![/B] [B]Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A: Because they're very short-tempered![/B] [B] "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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