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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 581996" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">On the contrary. I believe blonds unfairly get the brunt of all the jokes. This girl had black hair. The dark haired girl was definitely in the dark. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Since you put up the </span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Stereo-type alert!!!</span></span><span style="color: DarkRed">, I feel that I must oblige.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">For you enjoyment:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Painting the Porch</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.</span></strong> <span style="color: black">"<strong>Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How </strong></span><strong><span style="color: black">much will you charge me?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately.."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."</span></strong></p><p></p><p>]<strong><span style="color: black">Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Sorry about that - not!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed">David Kevin (time to find myself a slightly damp bath towel)</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 581996, member: 5402"] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]On the contrary. I believe blonds unfairly get the brunt of all the jokes. This girl had black hair. The dark haired girl was definitely in the dark. Since you put up the [/COLOR][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed]Stereo-type alert!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkRed], I feel that I must oblige. For you enjoyment:[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Painting the Porch[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black]A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black]"[B]Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How [/B][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]much will you charge me?"[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately.." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."[/COLOR][/B] ][B][COLOR=black]Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus! [SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed]Sorry about that - not!:happy-very:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed]David Kevin (time to find myself a slightly damp bath towel)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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