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<blockquote data-quote="steward71" data-source="post: 876350" data-attributes="member: 31677"><p>Lie Clock</p><p>A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw huge wall of clocks behind him. He then saw Jesus walking by holding a clock and shaking his head. The man waved to, Jesus waved back. The man looks at St. Peter and says "that was Jesus he waved at me", St. Peter says "well lets get you processed don't have all day". </p><p>The man asked St. Peter "so tell me what is all of the clocks for?" St. Peter says "those are the Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move" "OH" said the man, the man pionts and says "whose clock is that"</p><p>"that is Mother Teresa's. the hands have never moved, indicating the she never told a lie" St. Peter stated to the man.</p><p>"Incredible," said the man. "and whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's Clock. the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life"</p><p>The man looks around and says "where's is Obama's Clock?"</p><p>St. Peter says " in Jesus' Office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="steward71, post: 876350, member: 31677"] Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw huge wall of clocks behind him. He then saw Jesus walking by holding a clock and shaking his head. The man waved to, Jesus waved back. The man looks at St. Peter and says "that was Jesus he waved at me", St. Peter says "well lets get you processed don't have all day". The man asked St. Peter "so tell me what is all of the clocks for?" St. Peter says "those are the Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move" "OH" said the man, the man pionts and says "whose clock is that" "that is Mother Teresa's. the hands have never moved, indicating the she never told a lie" St. Peter stated to the man. "Incredible," said the man. "and whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's Clock. the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life" The man looks around and says "where's is Obama's Clock?" St. Peter says " in Jesus' Office. He's using it as a ceiling fan" [/QUOTE]
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