Tell us your craziest pen story

[FrigidFTSup]

No

It wasn't a yes or no kind of thing

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Wut?

He and his sister will do that too

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He and his sister will do that too

Settle down Frigid.... Settle down

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Settle down Frigid.... Settle down

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew. And this massive American flag on the tv at the Dallas game is giving me a freedom boner

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew. And this massive American flag on the tv at the Dallas game is giving me a freedom boner

Tony Homo jr.?

 

[scooby0048]

Here's mine, one time I turned it and it didn't open HA HA HA HA HA ....IT DIDN'T OPEN HA HA HA

All these wacky, zany, and earth shattering moments involving tape guns, hand carts, pens, hats, and rope remind me of how I kidnapped met my wife the first time and strong loving bondage bond we share.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Tony Homo jr.?

He's probably curled up crying somewhere

 

[FrigidFTSup]

All these wacky, zany, and earth shattering moments involving tape guns, hand carts, pens, hats, and rope remind me of how I kidnapped met my wife the first time and strong loving bondage bond we share.

The cops will find her someday

 

[scooby0048]

The cops will find her someday

I hope so...she is in the kitchen right now preparing to poison me with what she says is brownies!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I hope so...she is in the kitchen right now preparing to poison me with what she says is brownies!

Good Good

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I hope so...she is in the kitchen right now preparing to poison me with what she says is brownies!

So you think. I made them and baked a shank in there for her to escape.

 

[cosmo1]

So you think. I made them and baked a shank in there for her to escape.

Made from a UPS pen?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Made from a UPS pen?

Slipped some ink in there to give him the runs

 

[Wally]

What kind of "Pen" you talkin' bout'?

 

[Operational needs]

Oh. I thought it said craziest penis story. Nevermind.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh. I thought it said craziest penis story. Nevermind.

Pervert

 

[Turdferguson]

Here's mine, one time I turned it and it didn't open HA HA HA HA HA ....IT DIDN'T OPEN HA HA HA

I lost my stylus one time and had to use my pen unopened the rest of the day as a stylus

 

[WorknLateHuh]

I lost my stylus one time and had to use my pen unopened the rest of the day as a stylus
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when that happens, just tell your customers to use their nose.

 

[Operational needs]

I lost my stylus one time and had to use my pen unopened the rest of the day as a stylus
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Whoa! Living on the edge!!

 

[Indecisi0n]

This one time at band camp ...