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<blockquote data-quote="beavis" data-source="post: 1270707" data-attributes="member: 15447"><p>Familiar with the clear plastic display boards above the urinals? The health and safety committee or whoever put a flier in recently called the 5 "being" habits to sound like the 5 seeing habits. Of course I was peeing as I read it and got the idea. I made up a bunch of these and posted them in all the restrooms at the Portland Hub monday: </p><p></p><p>The 5 peeing habits</p><p></p><p>1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other.</p><p></p><p>2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face.</p><p></p><p>3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt.</p><p></p><p>4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom.</p><p></p><p>5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="beavis, post: 1270707, member: 15447"] Familiar with the clear plastic display boards above the urinals? The health and safety committee or whoever put a flier in recently called the 5 "being" habits to sound like the 5 seeing habits. Of course I was peeing as I read it and got the idea. I made up a bunch of these and posted them in all the restrooms at the Portland Hub monday: The 5 peeing habits 1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other. 2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face. 3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt. 4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom. 5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it. [/QUOTE]
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