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<blockquote data-quote="Overpaid Union Thug" data-source="post: 615624" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>This was passed on to me from a good friend. Very valid points. </p><p></p><p></p><p><em>Conservative / Liberal Explained </em></p><p><em>If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one. </em></p><p><em>If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. </em></p><p><em>If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned foreveryone. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. </em></p><p><em>A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. </em></p><p><em>If a liberalis homosexual, he demands legislated respect. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. </em></p><p><em>Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. </em></p><p><em>A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. </em></p><p><em>Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. </em></p><p><em>A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!) </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. </em></p><p><em>A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. </em></p><p><em>If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. </em></p><p><em>A liberal will delete it because he's "offended</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Overpaid Union Thug, post: 615624, member: 198"] This was passed on to me from a good friend. Very valid points. [i]Conservative / Liberal Explained If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned foreveryone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberalis homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended[/i] [/QUOTE]
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