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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1406230" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>Whenever I catch kids on skates or skateboards trying to hang on the rear bumper for a ride, I tell them the fictitious story of the kid on skates who was being towed behind a UPS truck that drove over an open manhole cover at 30 MPH, and how the kid fell part way down the hole before being cut in half by the edge of the manhole, with his fingers stuck in the bumper and the upper half of his body being dragged behind the truck as his intestines and guts left a half-mile long bloody smear in the middle of the road. I also tell them that the lower half of the kids body went down the manhole into the sewer and was never recovered and that the crabs and worms probably ate it. Its a highly effective way to make a lasting impression on a 9 year old, and I don't wind up getting any repeat offenders.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1406230, member: 14668"] Whenever I catch kids on skates or skateboards trying to hang on the rear bumper for a ride, I tell them the fictitious story of the kid on skates who was being towed behind a UPS truck that drove over an open manhole cover at 30 MPH, and how the kid fell part way down the hole before being cut in half by the edge of the manhole, with his fingers stuck in the bumper and the upper half of his body being dragged behind the truck as his intestines and guts left a half-mile long bloody smear in the middle of the road. I also tell them that the lower half of the kids body went down the manhole into the sewer and was never recovered and that the crabs and worms probably ate it. Its a highly effective way to make a lasting impression on a 9 year old, and I don't wind up getting any repeat offenders. [/QUOTE]
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