The things some customers do!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BrownDead, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. BrownDead

    BrownDead New Member

    You cant make some of the stuff up that happens to us drivers. I was in dire need of a restroom on area today and spotted a porta-potty. I bee lined straight to it and entered frantically. All of a sudden I hear banging on the door. It was a female customer inquiring about her package. She actually tried to carry on a conversation expressing her concerns about how important it was that she get her package. She was leaving town today and wanted to take it with her. I will never be regular again. By the way, it was a package from VS.
  2. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you will have to wait until I get my underwear back on before you can sign for yours."
  3. cosmictrucker

    cosmictrucker Trucking is I

    That's a hoot.
  4. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    She had a right to be concerned. What were you doing in the porta-potty with the customer's VS package? You can tell us the truth. Did it fit?
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    You should have told her you'll be right out and then stay in there grunting and making fart noises for ten minutes.
  6. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    LOL, nice!
  7. Mick32

    Mick32 Member

    As an on-road sup, I hear one of three things at virtually every stop when doing a Space and Vis or OJS ride:
    1) It takes TWO of you for one package?
    2) Oh, you have a helper today? (Always seemingly responded to with "I'm/He's really no help".
    3) (If they realize I'm the sup) "<insert driver's name> is the best driver you have" even if they said the exact same thing about the other driver I rode with 2 weeks or a month earlier on the same route.
  8. BrownDead

    BrownDead New Member didn't fit......but it was my favorite color!!
  9. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

  10. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    I have a business owner that speaks about UPS like Mel Gibson speaks about his Russian wife. Complete with heavy panting. And I have to stand there and take this abuse every day with a smile. Because I am a professional.
  11. Rebrak24

    Rebrak24 New Member

    One time I had to help an elderly couple setup their satellite service. I didn't eat the sandwich the lady made. It was lukewarm.
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Why didn't you just call the guy? (Two and a Half Men reference)
  13. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    as you approach the customer with package you hear the words"whats that,i didnt order anything,do you know what that is". if i had a dollar for every one of those i;d be golfing this weekend with my dm.