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<blockquote data-quote="John19841" data-source="post: 838590" data-attributes="member: 10939"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">I'll admit it, you caught us. <strong>You figured it out</strong>. We are adding to the package count just so we can say you signed for 4 boxes when you really got 3. The bigger conspiracy is what happened to the tracking number on that 4th non existent package. It' also us taking that gnome out of your front yard. As you know, we're all conspiring thieves, and having the access we do, not only can we make you sign for fictitious packages, we can also take what we please from your yard while you're at work. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">And you better not get anything delivered by Fed Ex either, or well take that when we bring your package to the house. Seeing another Fed Ex box is like a freebie to us. No ones going to question a UPS guy walking from the house with a box. </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Who you should really be scared of though is that there sneaky mailman. He's been taking one letter from your pile every other day for years. After all, </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>who would know?</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John19841, post: 838590, member: 10939"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]I'll admit it, you caught us. [B]You figured it out[/B]. We are adding to the package count just so we can say you signed for 4 boxes when you really got 3. The bigger conspiracy is what happened to the tracking number on that 4th non existent package. It' also us taking that gnome out of your front yard. As you know, we're all conspiring thieves, and having the access we do, not only can we make you sign for fictitious packages, we can also take what we please from your yard while you're at work. And you better not get anything delivered by Fed Ex either, or well take that when we bring your package to the house. Seeing another Fed Ex box is like a freebie to us. No ones going to question a UPS guy walking from the house with a box. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2] Who you should really be scared of though is that there sneaky mailman. He's been taking one letter from your pile every other day for years. After all, [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][B]who would know?[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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