Bed the good looking ones, and the not good looking ones, well.....don't. I mean, who doesn't like attractive women grabbing his butt?!?! I'd return the favor in a HEARTBEAT
......oh yeah, If I were single
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Bed the good looking ones, and the not good looking ones, well.....don't. I mean, who doesn't like attractive women grabbing his butt?!?! I'd return the favor in a HEARTBEAT
......oh yeah, If I were single
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
DumbTruckDriver
Allergic to cardboard.
A couple of nursing home office ladies were so excited to see me bringing their payroll checks that one of them offered to give me a lap dance.
box_beeyotch
Well-Known Member
Just pull your junk out right then and there. Get laid, get paid. The philosophies of the stiffmeister!!!
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
I have a few that take "mild" liberties on occasion. Its harmless and doesn't bother me, but It's also been made known on the route for many years now that I am happily married with kids.
Under no circumstances do I (or should you for that matter) ever initiate contact. That can be seriously misconstrued and you could potentially find yourself without a job, in prison, or both.
Under no circumstances do I (or should you for that matter) ever initiate contact. That can be seriously misconstrued and you could potentially find yourself without a job, in prison, or both.
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
This doesn't work and will get you fired and arrested. Wasn't me, but just trust me on this one lol.
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Leave the gun,take the cannoli
Hopefully you don't get a female helper at Christmas.... Playa
Guess I can't post on here.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I mean does anyone actually believe this?
I know maybe 2 women under the age of 80 that would play grab ass.
T
Turdferguson
Guest
How many over 80? And can I have their numbers
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Pretty much all of them.
Just be sure to Pop their hip back in place after you're finished.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Sorry buddy. At least you are honest, unlike others on this thread.
Ugly but hung well.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Too much info! Lol
TooTechie
Geek in Brown
With it being shorts season again I'm getting all kinds of comments/flirts. A pretty hot chick this morning said "You have great legs, now you need a tan on them. I have self tanner in my purse. Come into the other room and ill rub it on. Tell me how high you want me to go up your shorts." I tapped my wedding ring on the desk twice, smiled and handed her the diad. She frowned. I have a gut so not sure why the girls get worked up.
