freehoodies
Well-Known Member
Well, I hate to say it but the vaxxers were right.
After months of ruthlessly mocking provaxxers and spreading Covid disinformation on conspiracy / white supremacist sites, I finally died of Covid last night.
With my last ounce of strength from my final dying breath, I shaved & showered and took a selfie of me wearing an oxygenation mask and posted it to Twitter. You could tell I had been struggling to breathe for weeks by my dewy, radiant complexion and the peaceful contentment in my eyes, as if someone had paid me a large sum of money or something.
It was then that I uttered my final words...
Oh, sweet sorrow of my parting, how violent delights lead to such violent ends! And how vain was I, to bask in hubris even as the very Needle of Salvation was before me.
Oh, Vaccine! Your magnanimous Efficacy was mine to behold! But I, as a fool lost in his prideful ways, turned away from thee and cast scorn upon thy name.
Oh, Vaccine, Vaccine! How I cry thy name aloud! How I beg thee for salvation! Oh wretched folly of thy ways, how hath you bequeathed me none but regret! Alas, I will die here with this one final remorse... to have not taken Thee when I still had the chance...Vaccine...
After months of ruthlessly mocking provaxxers and spreading Covid disinformation on conspiracy / white supremacist sites, I finally died of Covid last night.
With my last ounce of strength from my final dying breath, I shaved & showered and took a selfie of me wearing an oxygenation mask and posted it to Twitter. You could tell I had been struggling to breathe for weeks by my dewy, radiant complexion and the peaceful contentment in my eyes, as if someone had paid me a large sum of money or something.
It was then that I uttered my final words...
Oh, sweet sorrow of my parting, how violent delights lead to such violent ends! And how vain was I, to bask in hubris even as the very Needle of Salvation was before me.
Oh, Vaccine! Your magnanimous Efficacy was mine to behold! But I, as a fool lost in his prideful ways, turned away from thee and cast scorn upon thy name.
Oh, Vaccine, Vaccine! How I cry thy name aloud! How I beg thee for salvation! Oh wretched folly of thy ways, how hath you bequeathed me none but regret! Alas, I will die here with this one final remorse... to have not taken Thee when I still had the chance...Vaccine...