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<blockquote data-quote="Catatonic" data-source="post: 1091977" data-attributes="member: 7966"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You might not believe this, little Jack fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6LT2MdaPI" target="_blank">FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS - YouTube</a></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Mystery Man came over </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He said, for a nominal service charge, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I could reach nervonna t'nite </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If I was ready, willing 'n able </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">To pay him his regular fee </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And devote His Attention to me </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">But I said . . . </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Look here brother, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Look here brother, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't you waste your time on me </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Mystery Man got nervous </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' he fidget around a bit </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' he whipped out a shaving kit </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Now, I thought it was a razor </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' a can of foamin' goo </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">But he told me right then when the top popped open </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There was nothin' his box won't do </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">With the oil of Afro-dytee </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He said: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' I said . . . </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Look here brother, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Look here brother, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't you waste your time on me </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't waste yer time . . . </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I've got troubles of my own, I said </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' you can't help me out </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So take your meditations an' your preparations </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' ram it up yer snout </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' held it to the light </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So I snatched it </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All away from him </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' I showed him how to do it right </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So I'd look like I was Deep </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I said some Mumbo Jumbos then </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' told him he was goin' to sleep </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I robbed his rings </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' pocket watch </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' everything else I found </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I had that sucker hypnotized </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He couldn't even make a sound </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I proceeded to tell him his future then </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">As long as he was hanging around, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I said </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"The price of meat has just gone up </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . " </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Look here brother, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't you know, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You could make more money as a butcher, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So don't you waste your time on me </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . ) </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #474747"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">SSHONTAY</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Catatonic, post: 1091977, member: 7966"] [SIZE=3][B][COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]You might not believe this, little Jack fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6LT2MdaPI"]FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS - YouTube[/URL] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]The Mystery Man came over [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]He said, for a nominal service charge, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I could reach nervonna t'nite [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]If I was ready, willing 'n able [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]To pay him his regular fee [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]And devote His Attention to me [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]But I said . . . [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Look here brother, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman](Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Look here brother, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Don't you waste your time on me [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]The Mystery Man got nervous [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' he fidget around a bit [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' he whipped out a shaving kit [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Now, I thought it was a razor [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' a can of foamin' goo [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]But he told me right then when the top popped open [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]There was nothin' his box won't do [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]With the oil of Afro-dytee [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]He said: [/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=3][B][COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' I said . . . [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Look here brother, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman](Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Look here brother, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Don't you waste your time on me [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Don't waste yer time . . . [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I've got troubles of my own, I said [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' you can't help me out [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]So take your meditations an' your preparations [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' ram it up yer snout [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' held it to the light [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]So I snatched it [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]All away from him [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' I showed him how to do it right [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]So I'd look like I was Deep [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I said some Mumbo Jumbos then [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' told him he was goin' to sleep [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I robbed his rings [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' pocket watch [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' everything else I found [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I had that sucker hypnotized [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]He couldn't even make a sound [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I proceeded to tell him his future then [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]As long as he was hanging around, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]I said [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]"The price of meat has just gone up [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . " [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Look here brother, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman](Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Don't you know, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]You could make more money as a butcher, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]So don't you waste your time on me [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman](Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . ) [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#474747][FONT=Times New Roman]SSHONTAY[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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