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<blockquote data-quote="filthpig" data-source="post: 309948" data-attributes="member: 11456"><p>I believe that drivers in Memphrica, Dee-troit, DC and Chi-Town will have a guy riding shotgun packing a .50 cal chain gun. We will also be issued sidearms and given an ammunition allowance for the range on weekends. The "supply cage" will refer to the armory where all weapons will be checked in at the end of the day. </p><p>Most residential packages will be delivered from the curb (thrown as close to the porch as possible while slowing to 15 MPH)</p><p>We will be paid combat pay for certain zip codes.</p><p>Preloaders will start at $8.50</p><p>FT top out pay will be $55.00</p><p>We will wear body armor and kevlar helmets.</p><p>There will be no customer service department.</p><p>FedEx will be gone due to the race riots in Memphis in 2012. Entire hub burned. All executives held hostage for 200 days. Released after giving in to demands that Express drivers be paid same as Ground drivers. Company ceases operations next day.</p><p>The Postal Service will be out-sourced to the Chinese, and will cease operations in 2019. This is a direct result of a new postal regulation which stated that all mail must be addressed in Chinese, Spanish and (optional) English.</p><p>...more to come!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="filthpig, post: 309948, member: 11456"] I believe that drivers in Memphrica, Dee-troit, DC and Chi-Town will have a guy riding shotgun packing a .50 cal chain gun. We will also be issued sidearms and given an ammunition allowance for the range on weekends. The "supply cage" will refer to the armory where all weapons will be checked in at the end of the day. Most residential packages will be delivered from the curb (thrown as close to the porch as possible while slowing to 15 MPH) We will be paid combat pay for certain zip codes. Preloaders will start at $8.50 FT top out pay will be $55.00 We will wear body armor and kevlar helmets. There will be no customer service department. FedEx will be gone due to the race riots in Memphis in 2012. Entire hub burned. All executives held hostage for 200 days. Released after giving in to demands that Express drivers be paid same as Ground drivers. Company ceases operations next day. The Postal Service will be out-sourced to the Chinese, and will cease operations in 2019. This is a direct result of a new postal regulation which stated that all mail must be addressed in Chinese, Spanish and (optional) English. ...more to come! [/QUOTE]
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