UPS in 2042

rod

Retired 22 years
We had a driver find a brand new washing machine still in the box laying in the middle of the highway. He called the Sheriff to report it. They said bring it to the station. He said screw you-gave them his number incase anyone called in to report it and was more than willing to get it back to its real owner. Nobody ever called him.
 

PASinterference

Yes, I know I'm working late.
By 2042, our world class IE dept will install voice command on diad 16. They will have figured out that drivers will need to speak Swahili language which is just clicks, pops, grunts, and hums that will improve production. It will turn that 10 hr planned day into a 3 hr planned day. The savings will make stock holders crazy. Aunt Carol will have appointed a 3 legged transsexual goldfish as CEO. Yall have fun.
 

baklava

I don’t work at UPS anymore.
More of the same. Smaller market share but res volume up the yinyang as brick and mortar goes extinct. More technology used for surveillance and harassment. More 9.5 grievances.
 
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