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<blockquote data-quote="Insta Gator" data-source="post: 614049" data-attributes="member: 16512"><p>Two UPS Managers and a </p><p>Teamster were out fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus </p><p>walked across the water and joined them in the boat. </p><p> </p><p>When the astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the </p><p>first Manager asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back </p><p>pain ever since I had this car accident 5 years ago... could</p><p>you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he </p><p>touched the Manager’s back, he felt relief for the first </p><p>time in years. </p><p> </p><p>The second Manager, who was suffering from a </p><p>work related stress disorder, asked if Jesus could do </p><p>anything about his anxiety. Jesus smiled, and placed his </p><p>hand on the Managers arm and the Manager instantly felt at </p><p>peace with the world. </p><p> </p><p>When Jesus turned to the Teamster, the</p><p>Teamster put his hands up and screamed, "Don't touch me! I'm</p><p>on long-term disability!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Insta Gator, post: 614049, member: 16512"] Two UPS Managers and a Teamster were out fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first Manager asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I had this car accident 5 years ago... could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the Manager’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second Manager, who was suffering from a work related stress disorder, asked if Jesus could do anything about his anxiety. Jesus smiled, and placed his hand on the Managers arm and the Manager instantly felt at peace with the world. When Jesus turned to the Teamster, the Teamster put his hands up and screamed, "Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability!" [/QUOTE]
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