Valentine

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by moreluck, Jan 5, 2016.

  1. moreluck

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  2. moreluck

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    Don't forget....shop early!
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  3. Future

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    I will give you the money....go Grab Deb something?
     
  4. moreluck

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    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
    -Charles Monroe Schultz-
     
  5. moreluck

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    Go early or all the cards will be picked over or worse....gone altogether. Just reminding everyone.
     
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  6. moreluck

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    Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
    -Kahlil Gibran
     
  7. Future

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    Depends if there is a snake in that Tree?
    -Me (QUOTE)
     
  8. moreluck

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    The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
    -Audrey Hepburn-
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  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    There's one in my bush.
     
  12. moreluck

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  13. moreluck

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    Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
    A: Hog and kisses!

    Q: What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
    A: A stupid cupid!

    Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
    A: It was Valenswine's Day!

    Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
    A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

    Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
    A: "I'm sweet on you!"

    Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
    A: "I find you very attractive."

    Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
    A: A hug and a quiche!
     
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  15. moreluck

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    Rejected Valentines....

    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister
     
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  18. moreluck

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    Valentine greetings in 2016........


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  19. moreluck

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  20. moreluck

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    Baby cupid!