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<blockquote data-quote="wkmac" data-source="post: 387172" data-attributes="member: 2189"><p>LOL!!!!! Those ice holes get ya every time.</p><p> </p><p>I got a laugh out of this one since we're talking Obama and fishing.</p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"> 3 Kids Fishing </span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> landed in the creek below. </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> wanted. </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> special Senator's airplane.' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Jordan</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'s shoes.' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> have Michael Jordan sign them!' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">built in TV and stereo headset!' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'But you don't look like you're handicapped.' </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I saved you from drownin'!' </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wkmac, post: 387172, member: 2189"] LOL!!!!! Those ice holes get ya every time. I got a laugh out of this one since we're talking Obama and fishing. [B][SIZE=4] 3 Kids Fishing [/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] landed in the creek below. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] wanted. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] special Senator's airplane.' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Jordan[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]'s shoes.' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] have Michael Jordan sign them!' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] built in TV and stereo headset!' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.' [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drownin'!' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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