Weekend Word Game

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little
 

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled
 

Big Babooba

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TIME OUT!!! I caught on to your scheme Sammie! You are going to wait until this little novel that WE are writing is finished. Then you're going to run off and have it published. You'll make millions and be rolling in the dough while we poor schmucks will be left behind schlepping parcels to survive! Ironically to rub salt in the wounds, half of the Amazon and Barnes & Noble packages we deliver will be this very same novel!

Customers will be eagerly watching out their doors waiting for us. I can hear them now, "I knew it was coming. I tracked it. Couldn't you get here sooner?". To which all we can say as we grit our teeth,"I knew her when.....".

I will not accept this. I demand that
WE all receive an equal share of all the royalties. Also, when WE win the Pulitzer Prize and the Nobel Prize in Literature, WE shall be able to display said awards in our living rooms on a rotating and equal schedule. If I have to, I'll take my case to Oprah and then to The View. I hope you won't make me go all the way to Judge Judy!


Time in
 

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly
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moreluck

golden ticket member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough

to
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken
 

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law
 

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law while wolverines
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law while wildebeests

stampeded. THEN,
 

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law while wildebeests

stampeded. Then, without
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law while wildebeests
stampeded. Then, without warning,
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
Once upon a time a troll deflated his tires using stiletto toenails from Tommy's Barbeque Boutique that impressed his Mom. She called all the accountants in for lunch counseling with sardines ala King augmented with dragontails soup. They wined and whined while Napoleon blew his trumpet unbelievably off Key Largo's Sunset Beach. Meanwhile, back at Cleveland, Tennessee, Clinton Ponderosa chewed his cigar vigorously. Looking sneakily over Over9Five's shoulder pads, which resembled large footballs, he decided to kidnap young beekeepers.

Clinton, known to ingest caustic substances, drank selfishly from dehydration caused by tanning cowhides while stomping fire ants in mountainous western Hawaii. Therefore, any attempt to try and bottle chloroform would immediately transform oxygen into bourbon. Thus proving cannibals slugging will eventually connect with introverts from Math Camp.

Whatever a meeting may entail, we sacrificed our bodies willingly upon slabs covered in Hershey's Hierglyphics from Pygmies in Hershey, Pennsylvania. They licked stamps until their little forked tongues sizzled loudly enough to awaken Godzilla's mother-in-law while wildebeests
stampeded. Then, without warning, Mothra spewed
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