What is in the box?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by kingOFchester, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    stumbled upon this:

    Slow news day.

    There was a blockade ... law enforcement all over the place ... special agents with ski masks and guns -- but one determined UPS delivery man somehow got through it all to get his package to Dr. Conrad Murray's house.

    Rocking a pair of sporty shorts for agility -- and with his "I-mean-business" sunglasses covering his face -- our hero rolled up right in front of the Doc's Las Vegas home during a freaking DEA raid today -- determined to fulfill his obligation to a customer who put his trust in the big brown shield.

    But after knocking on the Doc's door, the UPS man was forced to take his package back -- for some reason, no one was available to sign for it.

    With his options exhausted, the fearless delivery man once again mounted his brown steed and rode off into the harsh Nevada desert ... until tomorrow, when he will make "Delivery Attempt #2."
  2. tobias

    tobias New Member

    i laughed
  3. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

  4. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    I love reading the comments people have posted!!

    " Lol. I bet whatever it was it arrived broken!"
    "Now that is funny! Poor UPS guy, bet he never thought he'd be on TMZ!"
    "will somebody sign for this propofol?"
    "Through rain sleet snow the UPS gets through feds and more feds""""""""""""""can't stop>>>>>"

    I lOVE THIS ONE "Does UPS have a only signed by line on their packages? Someone there should have fudged some signature and then opened the damn box, it was in the house sealed so under the warrant right?
    That poor ups guy, his 5min of fame falls to this, I wonder what that box is worth in the media market LOL"
    "It was shoes from Zappos. They have really good delivery."
    "What if the UPS guy was delivering Michael Jackson's nose?"
    "When they figure out evidence is in that box, and that they let Brown take it away, they are going to kick their own asses."

    "This guy is NOT using his Power Zone!
    Someone's gonna hear it from management in the next few days."
  5. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    No one has commented on this yet:

    Where are the "opposite corners" handling!

    Unsafe work behaviour - 8 keys!! write him up!!

    *edit* multiple infraction, power zone/opposite corners. fired
  6. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I don't think his shirt is buttoned appropriately.
  7. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Are you sure??? He is probably sitting at home on a suspension after his center manager "Commented" on his behavior!
  8. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Also looks like his DIAD has an on call alert. 10.5 day. J/K
  9. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I hope not, it's good press.
  10. jennie

    jennie New Member

    GO BROWN:foamfinger:
  11. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Diad not in holder. Tisk,tisk.
  12. jennie

    jennie New Member

    He has it in his holster, lol.
  13. konsole

    konsole Member

    like I heard a comedian say

    "UPS is the largest drug dealer and they dont even know it"
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box
  15. User Name

    User Name Only 230 Today?? lol

    Timberlake is killing it with some of the stuff he is doing on snl.......
  16. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    looks like a box of depends
  17. upssalesguy

    upssalesguy UPS Defender

  18. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    I don't see a 'shield' on his socks! Are those UPS issued socks?!
  19. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    Why arn't the hands at 10 and 2? I only see the strong arm.....