What is it?

[Billy Ray]

Sex toys. Watch them turn red.

If you know them well enough ....., you can glance at the return address and say: "I don't really know, but it's from PornMaster.

 

[Re-Raise]

Tinycondons.com

 

[9.5er]

My best guess s and gag balls.

 

[a911scanner]

"I don't know. There aren't enough hours in the day for me to pack them as well as deliver them."

 

[soberups]

I just give them a deadpan stare and say "its a package." This almost always ends the conversation and yields a rapid signature.

 

[BrownArmy]

"Don't know, I didn't order it."

Usually works.

 

[burrheadd]

Did it remind you of your ol lady?

More like your mom

 

[3 done 3 to go]

After a while they all look like boxes

 

[clean hairy]

When they ask, point at the truck, and answer "looks like a brown truck"
Then when they ask about what you are delivering, answer:
"I haven't got a clue, I am just here to deliver it"

 

[McGee]

When they ask, point at the truck, and answer "looks like a brown truck"
Then when they ask about what you are delivering, answer:
"I haven't got a clue, I am just here to deliver it"

Right, @Big Arrow Down...D ?

 

[JL 0513]

"Sorry, I didn't open this one"

 

[dookie stain]

The ashes of the last customer who asked me what was in the box.

 

[Boulevard859710]

Customer: It's not a bomb is it?
Me: Yes with a timer that was set at 8 hours and 15 seconds. I just went over 8 hours. I want to say that but I don't.