When Your Article Makes Babylon Bee Look Like Legitimate News...

[zubenelgenubi]

Tree inequality is rampant in cities, and its killing low-income people and people of color

The vast majority of lower-income urban neighborhoods across the U.S. have fewer trees per capita than higher-income neighborhoods, an inequity that contributes to higher temperatures, poor health outcomes and, in some cases, premature death.

academictimes.com

I wonder if they realize how many people are laughing at their absurd inability to formulate anything resembling a coherent thought.

It's like they have no clue why highly urbanized areas would have fewer trees. "Hey, let's demolish a few low income housing buildings to plant a forest, because "equity".

Post more ridiculous/serious articles here for much mocking and merriment.

 

[sailfish]

Babylon Bee and The Onion can't even compete with reality anymore. I'll find plenty for this in due time.

 

[oldngray]

Babylon Bee and The Onion can't even compete with reality anymore. I'll find plenty for this in due time.

Main difference between those two is Babylon Bee is still funny.

 

[Mutineer]

Tree inequality is rampant in cities, and its killing low-income people and people of color

The vast majority of lower-income urban neighborhoods across the U.S. have fewer trees per capita than higher-income neighborhoods, an inequity that contributes to higher temperatures, poor health outcomes and, in some cases, premature death.

academictimes.com

I wonder if they realize how many people are laughing at their absurd inability to formulate anything resembling a coherent thought.

It's like they have no clue why highly urbanized areas would have fewer trees. "Hey, let's demolish a few low income housing buildings to plant a forest, because "equity".

Post more ridiculous/serious articles here for much mocking and merriment.

Poe's Law again.

Side-splitting hilarious. Until you realize they're serious.

It has become impossible to parody the Left.

 

[Operational needs]

A “climate justice issue”. Lol.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

A “climate justice issue”. Lol.

Oh yeah, haven't you heard? The weather is racist now. Lol.

 

[tonyexpress]

Ha,ha... this thread sounds like fun.

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of trans-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood transition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.

"Yes, zis seems all very ethical," said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. "Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history."

 

[Operational needs]

Ha,ha... this thread sounds like fun.

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

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WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of trans-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood transition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.

"Yes, zis seems all very ethical," said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. "Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history."

Do not give the crazy people any ideas! Lol.

 

[tonyexpress]

Do not give the crazy people any ideas! Lol.

Ha,ha... just like the thread says... you're going to have a hard time deciphering whether the title is BB or reality, especially with this leftist administration.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Ha,ha... just like the thread says... you're going to have a hard time deciphering whether the title is BB or reality, especially with this leftist administration.

You sure you live in California?!?

 

[rickyb]

Oh yeah, haven't you heard? The weather is racist now. Lol.

who do you think gets screwed over most by storms the poor or the rich?

who gets polluted more the poor or the rich?

the answer shouldnt be difficult for someone who claims to have a brain.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

who do you think gets screwed over most by storms the poor or the rich?

who gets polluted more the poor or the rich?

the answer shouldnt be difficult for someone who claims to have a brain.

Whoa there... I said racist. The weather and pollution are clearly classists, lol. Or are you saying that only people of a certain race can be poor? Man, that's racist.

 

[rickyb]

Whoa there... I said racist. The weather and pollution are clearly classists, lol. Or are you saying that only people of a certain race can be poor? Man, that's racist.

what percent of blacks in america are poor and what percent of hte population is black. it should be the same number but you and i both know it isnt.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

what percent of blacks in america are poor and what percent of hte population is black. it should be the same number but you and i both know it isnt.

Three types of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

 

[rickyb]

Three types of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

you dont believe in any statistics?

 

[Poop Head]

you dont believe in any statistics?

Statistics are racist bigots.

 

[tonyexpress]

You sure you live in California?!?

Hey, I don't think there's one state that 100 percent of the people are nuts... You should know, you live in Georgia, right?

 

[rickyb]

Statistics are racist bigots.

Statistics are racist bigots.

Rate of inflation and unemployment are bs

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Hey, I don't think there's one state that 100 percent of the people are nuts... You should know, you live in Georgia, right?

Peanuts!

 

[rickyb]

Ha,ha... just like the thread says... you're going to have a hard time deciphering whether the title is BB or reality, especially with this leftist administration.

The crazies think biden is left