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Your most embarrasing or funny moment while on the job.
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<blockquote data-quote="Billy" data-source="post: 436392" data-attributes="member: 17377"><p>First a little about me... I come from the Shenandoah Valley. That is about as country as Virginia gets. Most of my life it was farms, and dirt roads. I left that to work for my uncle for 10 years until I ended up in Northern VA. ( the metropolis of D.C. ) Then got a job with UPS. My route has me delivering to a neighborhood of folks with a lot of extra money. It was late one peak season and I was walking up a driveway looking at this garage full of luxury cars. There were six bays that housed exotic after exotic...Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, etc. The last bay had a giant hot tub that all I could see was arms splashing about. I thought "Oh my God, that guy is drowning." I dropped the package and ran over to the hot tub grabbed the man and pulled him out to the safety of the floor. He was shocked/startled and screamed "What are you doing?" To which I proudly stated "I was saving your life pal. I saw you splashing trying to swim to the side of your hot tub with your head under water. So I raced up and jerked you out before you died." Immediately he started to laugh...hard, and loud. He then explained that all I manage to do was save him from his exercise. This "hot tub" was something called a endless spa that shoots water at you so you can swim laps while never moving. Embarrassed, and intrigued I left.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Billy, post: 436392, member: 17377"] First a little about me... I come from the Shenandoah Valley. That is about as country as Virginia gets. Most of my life it was farms, and dirt roads. I left that to work for my uncle for 10 years until I ended up in Northern VA. ( the metropolis of D.C. ) Then got a job with UPS. My route has me delivering to a neighborhood of folks with a lot of extra money. It was late one peak season and I was walking up a driveway looking at this garage full of luxury cars. There were six bays that housed exotic after exotic...Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, etc. The last bay had a giant hot tub that all I could see was arms splashing about. I thought "Oh my God, that guy is drowning." I dropped the package and ran over to the hot tub grabbed the man and pulled him out to the safety of the floor. He was shocked/startled and screamed "What are you doing?" To which I proudly stated "I was saving your life pal. I saw you splashing trying to swim to the side of your hot tub with your head under water. So I raced up and jerked you out before you died." Immediately he started to laugh...hard, and loud. He then explained that all I manage to do was save him from his exercise. This "hot tub" was something called a endless spa that shoots water at you so you can swim laps while never moving. Embarrassed, and intrigued I left. [/QUOTE]
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