40-year-old UPS worker has posted handwritten personal ads in NYC phonebooths

cheryl

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40-year-old UPS worker has posted handwritten personal ads in NYC phonebooths.

On paper, Malik Turner sounds like a fairly eligible bachelor -- at first: He's single, gainfully employed as a "sorter/bagger" for the United Parcel Service, loves the color red, roots for the Rangers and Jets.

The Harlem man loves movies, nightclubs, Coney Island and Atlantic City. His hobbies include playing video games and riding the subway.

Written in clear print and with extreme specificity, Turner's ad says he's seeking a blond, long-haired, "big-chested, curvy, leggy, voluptuous (NOT FAT)" woman -- or women -- age 21 to 45, "willing to take turns paying on date (NO GOLDDIGGERS!!!!!)."

Turner says he came up with the idea for the fliers after co-workers warned him about women who troll Internet dating sites.

Mainly, as the ad makes clear, he wanted to avoid "hookers, she-males, transsexuals, transvestites."
 
fethrs

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That's what we need. A Brown Cafe dating forum...were upsers can hook up with other upsers...oh the drama!
 
Covemastah

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Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
fethrs said:
That's what we need. A Brown Cafe dating forum...were upsers can hook up with other upsers...oh the drama!
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Tall dark handsome well built feeder driver here who still fits in a size 34 pants,likes 80's music fishing ,football ,baseball & loves to spend time with that special lady. You must be sexy ,hot and speak English love trucks,clean fish,waterski(naked) , fish (naked) watch Football,baseball & womans figure skating (naked) Be willing to take my mom to Mass on Sundays also ,and also not mind that I'm married !! Any Takers ????
 
stevetheupsguy

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covemaster said:
Tall dark handsome well built feeder driver here who still fits in a size 34 pants,likes 80's music fishing ,football ,baseball & loves to spend time with that special lady. You must be sexy ,hot and speak English love trucks,clean fish,waterski(naked) , fish (naked) watch Football,baseball & womans figure skating (naked) Be willing to take my mom to Mass on Sundays also ,and also not mind that I'm married !! Any Takers ????
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Ooooh Ohhhh, Me, Me, Me....................
 
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PT Stewie

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Sorter/Bagger ? LOL I am sure he won't have to worry about goldiggers But his taste? hmmm long blonde or red hair a curvy colleen,nice legs with big........where was I ? oh yea sorter bagger?
 
rod

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covemaster said:
I have a feeling if you call that # Big Baboo or Rod will answer it !!
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Please specify if you want me to use my sweet innocent young thing voice or my cracking the whip voice. Remember- you will be charged $3.95 per minute. (and I talk real slow)
 
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scratch

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I'm glad to see that Malik doesn't like "golddiggers". Since he likes "Lamborghinis and Ferraris", it must be difficult to pick up two or three hotties at a time. I wonder if he can only bring them home when his momma is out of the apartment.
 
grgrcr88

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scratch said:
I'm glad to see that Malik doesn't like "golddiggers". Since he likes "Lamborghinis and Ferraris", it must be difficult to pick up two or three hotties at a time. I wonder if he can only bring them home when his momma is out of the apartment.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but those are only 2 seaters. How does he expect to haul around his foursome(3 girls 1 guy)?
 
rod

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grgrcr88 said:
You know, that thing on the movies that people are always standing in (pounding on the hang up lever because it's not working), when the car comes racing strait for them!!!
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I thought it was one of those box things that you couldn't figure out how to get out of if you were drunk.
 
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