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<blockquote data-quote="kingOFchester" data-source="post: 1407405" data-attributes="member: 11246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">8 Rules all management must follow:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) Come in everyday and prepare for the half dozen conference calls where you will get humiliated and bashed for failing at your job. Make sure you get with your 'team' early and be miserable together.</p><p></p><p>2) Always tell hourlies that you can do their job better than they can, even though you have never done the job.</p><p></p><p>3) Regurgitate silly corporate PCM messages even though it has no value in the real world and doesn't address any of the real issues at Brown.</p><p></p><p>4) Always start your conversation with "Safety always" as long as it doesn't impede with production.</p><p></p><p>5) Always threaten discipline with worthless warning letters when you have no understanding of the jobs we do. Make sure you get approval from the guys in cubicles in Atlanta before you do anything that actually involves managing.</p><p></p><p>6) When something goes wrong during the day blame hourlies and then proceed to continue to do nothing.</p><p></p><p>7) When nothing goes wrong during the day, pinch yourself, its obviously just a dream.</p><p></p><p>8) Never hate the drivers for having top insurance, job security, top pay in the industry and pension........... he is the one carrying you by carrying boxes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kingOFchester, post: 1407405, member: 11246"] [B][SIZE=5]8 Rules all management must follow:[/SIZE][/B] 1) Come in everyday and prepare for the half dozen conference calls where you will get humiliated and bashed for failing at your job. Make sure you get with your 'team' early and be miserable together. 2) Always tell hourlies that you can do their job better than they can, even though you have never done the job. 3) Regurgitate silly corporate PCM messages even though it has no value in the real world and doesn't address any of the real issues at Brown. 4) Always start your conversation with "Safety always" as long as it doesn't impede with production. 5) Always threaten discipline with worthless warning letters when you have no understanding of the jobs we do. Make sure you get approval from the guys in cubicles in Atlanta before you do anything that actually involves managing. 6) When something goes wrong during the day blame hourlies and then proceed to continue to do nothing. 7) When nothing goes wrong during the day, pinch yourself, its obviously just a dream. 8) Never hate the drivers for having top insurance, job security, top pay in the industry and pension........... he is the one carrying you by carrying boxes. [/QUOTE]
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