1) Come in everyday and complain about your job to all management regardless, make sure you get with your clique early and be miserable together. 2) Always tell management that you can do their job better than they can. 3) Never listen to anything at the PCM, it doesn't pertain to you. 4) Always start your conversation with (I have been here x amount of years) when ever you disagree with something. 5) Always file a grievance when you disagree with something (see above), make sure you poll the other know it all's and see if they agree first. 6) When something goes wrong during the day blame management and then proceed to work over 9.5 you deserve it. 7) When nothing goes wrong during the day, milk the clock you deserve it. 8) Never hate the manager for leaving at 3pm on Friday, he is the boss and he really doesn't care what you think about it.