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A few questions from a new ups employee.
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<blockquote data-quote="cachsux" data-source="post: 411866" data-attributes="member: 5529"><p>While your working until you officially have enough days in to join practice these helpful skills at home.</p><p> </p><p>Learn to move around and look busy without actually doing anything.</p><p> </p><p>When mgmt speaks to you move your head up and down in the "yes" movement while your actually playing music in your head and letting nothing register that is said. For extra brownie points throw out a "thats a good idea" now and then. Do not confuse this skill with any attempts to become mgmt. That involves a completely different set of head bobbing movements.</p><p> </p><p>For your health learn the three basic union food groups. Pizza,donuts and liquor.</p><p> </p><p>Every sentence should start "I have more seniority". It doesn`t matter the subject.</p><p> </p><p>These are only a few of the skills you`ll learn,young Jedi, but it should get you through the first couple of weeks. Happy to help.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cachsux, post: 411866, member: 5529"] While your working until you officially have enough days in to join practice these helpful skills at home. Learn to move around and look busy without actually doing anything. When mgmt speaks to you move your head up and down in the "yes" movement while your actually playing music in your head and letting nothing register that is said. For extra brownie points throw out a "thats a good idea" now and then. Do not confuse this skill with any attempts to become mgmt. That involves a completely different set of head bobbing movements. For your health learn the three basic union food groups. Pizza,donuts and liquor. Every sentence should start "I have more seniority". It doesn`t matter the subject. These are only a few of the skills you`ll learn,young Jedi, but it should get you through the first couple of weeks. Happy to help. [/QUOTE]
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