A Halloween List.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by ups1990, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    I have a list of costumes for the following;

    ups1990= I have my Charger Hat and Charger T-shirt. I'm going as Charger Homer. No matter how bad they play, it's up to me to find the positive and keep saying the team will win the SB.

    Charger players;

    Shawnee "Lights Out" Merriman= The Invicible Man. He's done nothing so far this year.

    Antonio Cromartie, because he's fathered so many chilren out of wedlock will be, Jon Gosselin.

    Please, add to this list. I'am thinking about costumes for certain BC forum members.
  2. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    On the subject of costumes...
  3. tarbar66

    tarbar66 Active Member

    A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
    He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So
    he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

    A few days later he received a UPS parcel with the following note:

    Dear Sir,

    Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
    cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
    as a pirate.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
    leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
    receives another UPS parcel and a note, which says:

    Dear Sir,

    Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
    wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
    wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company
    another nasty letter of complaint..

    The next day he gets a small UPS Parcel and a note, which reads:

    Dear Sir,

    We have TRIED our very BEST.

    Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
    Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
    wooden leg up your ***** and go as a caramel apple.
    > Very truly yours,
    > Acme Costume Co.
  4. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    I handed oout candy at my grandson's house as Mr. Pumpkin.